RT @kaytay64: *at the host stand at work* lady: so i don’t have a sticker but i parked in a handicap space is that okay? me: says somethi…
Drank many tequilas last night. At no point was I on the floor. So...fuck you, novelty t-shirt.
After all this country has been through, it’s hard to believe that there are still hotels that charge $ for basic internet.
Best known for his third place finish on the season 4 of Last Comic Standing, . Chris can also be seen on his own “Comedy Central Presents” special and “Live at Gotham”. Chris Porter has been a touring comic since he was 23. Since the beginning Chris’ raw energy and unique perspective has distinguished him as one of the elite comics in the industry.
Born and raised in Kansas City, Chris brings a true stand-up experience to his live shows. There are no sound cues, no puppets, and no catch phrases. Just gut wrenching laughter drawn from his own experience and observations. Chris can also be seen on his own “Comedy Central Presents” special and “Live at Gotham”.